Centchroman or Saheli, what is it?  It’s non-steroidal birth control. By non-steroidal I mean:

  • No montly boob growth
  • No zits
  • No weight gain
  • No mood swings
  • Overall, no side effects

Saheli sounds wonderfully awesome: 1 time a week birth control.

Questions:

  1. Is this available in the USA? Hell No. Why? You can thank the FDA.
  2. Well, Joelle, how did you get your hands on this stuff?  The internetz silly. It is a wonderful place.

I don’t have a confirmed legit source for it yet since I’ve never ordered drugs online, but when I find one, I will be sure to share with the world.  I’m so excited to not be turned into a walking thundercunt on the account of trying to be responsible and remain sterile as I don’t want my own brood of hell spawn anytime soon.

Now I just need to get my hands on some provigil….