I drove by your car this morning on my way to work. You had your windows down. You didn’t know it was me, because I have a new car that you haven’t seen before. I looked over wanting to smile, and then I caught a whiff of your putrid stink cloud. I sped off.
It’s cool that you still live with your parents … It’s cool that you finally got a new car .. It’s cool that your girlfriend might be dumber than a packet of catsup. It’s unacceptable that you, sir, still stink.
Go take a shower.
I never remember who puts what in the fridge and when it gets there. There was mystery curry that was calling my name for the longest time. So I ate it all last weekend. I’m sick.
Dark meat does a good job of not telling you how bad the meat is. White meat on the other hand just completely amplified to the power of N just how long it has been sitting in the fridge.
I’m kinda done with curry at the moment.