http://www.plurstar.com joelle vs. teh internetz. Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:42:05 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I have a crush on these people. I may not agree with everything they say, but the fact that they are out there, and passionate about what they do gives me a bit of hope for humanity. (in no particular order...) Keith Olbermann Suze Orman Rachael Maddow Anthony Bourdain Gordon Ramsey Barack and Michelle Obama More to come ... http://www.plurstar.com/amusing/i-have-a-crush-on-these-people/ When I tell anyone that the McRib made a comback, this is how the conversation goes. Me: OH SHIT THE MCRIB IS BACK You: WTF RLY? YOU LIE! Me: NO! GO LOOK! www.mcrib.com You: SRSLY? BRB. *car noises* http://www.plurstar.com/amusing/food/the-mcrib-is-back/ Does anyone else see what I see? You know, Sarah Palin standing in front of an SS (Schutzstaffel) Bolt? Kind of like THESE German/Neo Nazi SS Bolts? I love you CNN. http://www.plurstar.com/amusing/wow-i-think-cnn-wants-obama-to-win/ John McCain is playing with his wedding ring, and checking out his VP Candidate, Sarah Palin. ... http://www.plurstar.com/uncategorized/umm/ Centchroman or Saheli, what is it?  It's non-steroidal birth control. By non-steroidal I mean: No montly boob growth No zits No weight gain No mood swings Overall, no side effects Saheli sounds wonderfully awesome: 1 time a week birth control. Questions: Is this available in the USA? Hell No. Why? You can thank the FDA. Well, Joelle, how ... http://www.plurstar.com/maybe-illegal/i-love-saheli/ My nearest international food superstore was fresh out of Lychee. This makes me sad. http://www.plurstar.com/amusing/food/lychee-day-was-cancelled/ Lychee is my favorite fruit.  I polished off 4lbs of it yesterday, and I intend to do more damage today. http://www.plurstar.com/amusing/food/today-is-lychee-day/ I can't wait to build my dream home. No, I don't consider the myth of "homeownership" important, and I do not view homes that are occupied by their owners "an investment." I cringe when people call them that. This woman here lives in Burbank California. That state has the absolute highest ... http://www.plurstar.com/rants/re-what-will-happen-to-us-renters/ I drove by your car this morning on my way to work. You had your windows down. You didn't know it was me, because I have a new car that you haven't seen before. I looked over wanting to smile, and then I caught a whiff of your putrid stink ... http://www.plurstar.com/wtf/you-still-stink-how-is-this-possible/ I never remember who puts what in the fridge and when it gets there. There was mystery curry that was calling my name for the longest time. So I ate it all last weekend.  I'm sick. Dark meat does a good job of not telling you how bad the meat is. ... http://www.plurstar.com/wtf/curry-is-a-nice-way-to-hide-rotten-meats/